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"from": "human",
"value": "After defeating the Devil down in Georgia, Johnny proudly proclaims he's the best that's ever been. A flash of lightning crashes down and God appears, fiddle in hand. The Devil gets his popcorn ready."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "The Devil went down to Georgia ... |
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{
"from": "human",
"value": "You hire a female prostitute, tell her to meet you at a fancy restaurant, and ask her to pretend to be your colleague from the bank. Hire a male prostitute, and tell him the same thing. You sit at a table next to theirs and listen to their conversation."
},
{
"from": "gp... |
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{
"from": "human",
"value": "You live in a world where each lie creates a scar on the liar's body. The bigger the lie, the deeper and larger the mark. One day, you meet someone that only has one scar; it is the biggest one you have ever seen."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "He was a real good guy... |
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Write a short story where the first sentence has 20 words, 2nd sentence has 19, 3rd has 18 etc. Story ends with a single word."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "The heart monitor marked the slowing of her heart beats, the beeps getting farther and farther apart each pas... |
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Death has hourglasses for every person. One day, during a cleaning, he found a dust covered one that had rolled under his desk."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "The actor stood answered the knock at his trailer door. When he saw who it was that knocked, he said, \"I wo... |
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Every human has a 'luck rating' - a number from 1-100 that defines how lucky they can be. Born with a rating of 100, you're confined in a maximum security prison. You think your luck should get you out easily - that is, until you see that all the other inmates also have luck rat... |
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Whenever you speak, people hear you speaking in their native language. Most people are surprised and delighted. The cashier at McDonalds you've just talked to is horrified. \"Nobody's spoken that language in thousands of years.\""
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "“What ... |
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{
"from": "human",
"value": "You never kill the spiders in your home, you just whisper \"today you, tomorrow me\"when you set them outside. Now, in your most dire moment, an army of spiders arrives to have your back."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "\"Why don't you just kill them?\"\n\n\"Because t... |
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{
"from": "human",
"value": "Your spouse has the annoying habit of unexpectedly licking you. When you ask them why they do it, they always reply \"just so you know it's really me.\"You think it's nothing but a cute joke. One day, feeling something is off, you realise your spouse hasn't done it in over three... |
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{
"from": "human",
"value": "Eminem has to tell the history of the earth to a group of aliens in 5 minuets or less."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "“Sir, we’ve checked and rechecked the translations, and we are 100% positive that this is what they said,” General MacMillan said. The army-man’s eye... |
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{
"from": "human",
"value": "When you die, you wait in purgatory until you can be judged by the 4 people most impacted by your actions: the person you were the most cruel to, the person you were the nicest to, the person who was saved by your actions, and the person who died because of your choices."
},
... |
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Dumbledore's plan backfires completely. After enduring years of abuse, Harry Potter lashes out, killing the entire Dursley family, setting him on the path to becoming one of history's most terrible dark wizards."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Harry glanced nervously ... |
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{
"from": "human",
"value": "\"So they are a war species then, huh.\"The alien scratched his head: \"Why are you interested in them. The humans, i mean.\"The other alien got closer. \"They fight for peace. No war species ever fights for peace.\""
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "\"So what does that... |
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "You ask for unlimited bread sticks as your final meal and the prison obliges. The warden brings you the first basket of bread sticks, sets them down, and says \"as soon as you stop eating, the meal is over\". It's day three."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "The garlic ... |
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{
"from": "human",
"value": ": Everyone got a tiny, mundane blessing when they were born. Usually they are so small that people don't even notice them - always hitting the green light in traffic, etc. Yours would be virtually useless, but you figured out a creative loophole that allowed you to rise to the t... |
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "In order to get a shot at going to Valhalla, you must die with a weapon in your hands. You just died and are now sitting in front of Odin's advisory board as they discuss whether a spatula actually counts."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "I awoke to the quorking of rav... |
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "When you die, you wake up in an alien world holding a bong, with other aliens saying how was the trip."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "“I love you, grandpa,” my youngest grand-daughter, Sherry, said as she squeezed my hand.\n\nI looked up at those emerald green eyes ... |
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "A boy asks a girl out. It's high school. It's awkward. Narrate it from the point of view of a nature documentary."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Tensions are high as the male confronts the female, this species is known for unusual and often varied courting methods - ... |
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{
"from": "human",
"value": "Everyone who dies is granted levels in heaven depending on their actions before they died. Your famous grandmother got level 64 after she died and has since been constantly reminding her friends about how useless of a grandchild you are. Then one day, after 80 years, you show up... |
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "You receive a government text warning saying “EMERGENCY - LOCK ALL DOORS AND STAY INSIDE. DO NOT PANIC”. You hear your SO at the locked front door, who’s just come back from the supermarket. They beg to be let inside but you’re unsure. Something doesn’t feel right."
},
{
... |
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{
"from": "human",
"value": "My German Shepard had to be put down today. We never knew where he came from. Please write about his adventures."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "I remember before I met friend. I don't like to remember, but I can. I remember the dark and cold. I remember mama wouldn't... |
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "The four horsemen: Pestilence, War, Famine, and Death are the harbingers of the apocalypse, serving forth chaos and destruction on all humanity. The Bible forgot to mention the fifth horseman: Kyle, whom the other four can't seem to ditch."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value... |
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{
"from": "human",
"value": "You're throwing a ball around with your dog and he's loving it. Then, he stops dead still. He takes a quick sniff and looks up at you and says \"I'm not supposed to do this, but you need to get inside right now\". He looks off into the distance, \"They're coming\"."
},
{
... |
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{
"from": "human",
"value": "You are the ageless evil of the land, and a prophecy has been made about a chosen one arising to end your rule. Instead of antagonizing the Chosen one, you send Gaurds to his farmstead, and give his parents tax breaks."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "The Dark One, Ove... |
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{
"from": "human",
"value": "Write a horror story where the protagonist just doesn't give a fuck."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "\"Holy shit, Dave! Look at your fucking face!\"\n\n\"Oh come on. It's not that bad.\"\n\n\"Are you kidding?!?\"\n\n\"It's not like it hurt.\"\n\n\"Dave, they tattooed ... |
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{
"from": "human",
"value": "When you reach 18, you get put in a database which ranks you in different categories (ex. 207,145th in the world for most bug kills) You lived on a ranch and never used tech. You had to go into town after your 18th birthday. Everyone is staring at you. You finally decide to chec... |
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "You won a lifetime supply of Oreos when you were a kid. The apocoylpse and collapse of civilization was 30 years ago, yet every month the Oreos are still delivered to you, no matter where you are."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "When I was a kid, I thought winning a l... |
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "A new rule on Earth is made which allows everyone to legally kill 1 person in their life, this affects the world severely & changes how everybody acts."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "**DISCLAIMER: First time commenting, so I hope I have done this properly.**\n\n\... |
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{
"from": "human",
"value": "In a future where many military and other equipment have associated AI's, many express doubts or even reservations to do their duty. Except for you. YOU F***ING LOVE BEING A TANK!"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "\"Want some?\"GT-731 said with a loud turning of gears. ... |
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{
"from": "human",
"value": "Everyone is born with 1-100 tally marks tattooed on their arm. The higher your number, the more valuable you are and the more successful you will be. You bully a kid because he is obviously hiding a low score. One day, he rolls up his sleeve to show an infinity symbol."
},
{... |
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{
"from": "human",
"value": "On one hand, you're average at everything. On the other hand, you're average at EVERYTHING."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "It only took about fifteen minutes worth of conversation for them to figure out I didn't belong here. They always did, no exceptions. Gallas, sy... |
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "You were warned that your newest crew member, a \"Human\", had vastly different biology from all other known races. This mad made very clear when they drank all of the galaxy's strongest known poison, saying that they \"needed a drink of water.\""
},
{
"from": "gpt",
... |
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{
"from": "human",
"value": "People earn karma points while alive. When they die, they can spend them either to enter a better afterlife, or to improve the life of some random stranger born on the day of their death. You donate all your points, and wake up the next day as the baby who would have gotten your... |
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "In the near future, you are making dinner because you are about to meet your girlfriend's dad for the first time. All you have in the kitchen is cooked frozen steaks. In walks your girlfriend and her dad, Gordon Ramsey."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "\"So you honestl... |
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{
"from": "human",
"value": "You are God. You just logged on to one of your old saves, and you’re confused as to where those massive lizards went and where all these pink fuckers came from."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "He opened his old \"Terra' save, only to find His delicately crafted creatu... |
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{
"from": "human",
"value": "You live in a world where your soulmate is unable to hurt you, intentionally or otherwise. You are fighting in a war, when one of the enemy's knives harmlessly glances off you."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Kindred souls were rarer than rubies in a pigsty, and just ... |
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{
"from": "human",
"value": "Humans are the first sentients, putting us millenia ahead of aliens. Instead of acting like an \"elder\"species should, we create mysterious artifacts with no actual use, crop cicles and send spooky messages, like \"be quiet, you are in danger\"to the aliens, because we are stil... |
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{
"from": "human",
"value": "Every intelligent, skilled or rich human has been evacuated from the Earth to avoid the alien invasion. This leaves the dregs, criminals and the poor behind on Earth to fend for themselves. Centuries later, the other return to \"liberate\"Earth only to find that they have won an... |
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{
"from": "human",
"value": "The genie snaps his fingers, and you instantly know your wish is granted. Omnipotence. That's what you had asked for, and now you have it. You know everything, and are infinitely powerful. You instantly notice something unexpected. There is another God, and he is terrified."
}... |
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{
"from": "human",
"value": "You won't hold heroes hostages to torture them. You won't throw a hero against a wall once you have them by the neck. You sure won't start monologuing if you have a hero at gunpoint. You're the deadliest villain in history. A villian without an ego."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
... |
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{
"from": "human",
"value": "The inevitable Flappy Bird Movie has been greenlit, and you, a struggling screenwriter, have been given the opportunity to pen the script. Everyone expects the movie to tank, taking your career with it. You, however, have a plot idea that will turn the film into a masterpiece."
... |
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{
"from": "human",
"value": "Humans once wielded formidable magical power but with over 7 billion of us on the planet now Mana has spread far to thinly to have any effect. When hostile aliens reduces humanity to a mere fraction the survivors discover an old power has begun to reawaken once again."
},
{
... |
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{
"from": "human",
"value": "You are a cow."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Grass is food. I eat grass and I not die.\n\nFarmer is friend. I not kill farmer and farmer take me to new grass. I eat new grass and I not die.\n\nSometimes farmer take me to milk square and invisible calves feed, someti... |
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{
"from": "human",
"value": "The year is 2040, and you are the last smoker alive. The \"Quit Smoking\"ads get personal."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "\"Quit now Dan!\"said the man on the talking billboard. A finger pointing at the lone figure walking down the empty street. Empty due to everyone... |
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "You are born without emotions; to compensate this, you started a donation box where people could donate their unwanted emotions. You've lived a life filled with sadness, fear and regret until one day, someone donates happiness."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Each day... |
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{
"from": "human",
"value": "“You’ve reached 911. This service is no longer operational. All citizens are advised to seek shelter. Goodbye.”"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Everyone always think that the end comes with battles, glory, last stands, and that at the last moment, somehow, we'll pull ... |
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Jesus actually had 14 disciples but their behavior was deemed inappropriate by biblical scholars, so they were removed from the final versions of the Gospels. They are Brad and Chad, the Bro-ciples, and these are their stories."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Quick no... |
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{
"from": "human",
"value": "For years an alien race has been intercepting audio transmissions from Earth and understands English. However, they have been exclusively listening to X-Box Live conversations. They have now prepared their first message for Earth."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Greet... |
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{
"from": "human",
"value": "It worked! You travelled back in time to Renaissance Age. Jokingly, you turn on your Wi-Fi, only to find a password protected network named \"iɔniV ɒᗡ\""
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Finally, after years and years of research and development, it seems to have worked... |
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{
"from": "human",
"value": "A god fell in love with a mortal woman. \"I cannot bear to live without you,\"he told her, \"so I will grant you immortality.\"So he made her a goddess and took her to dwell with him in the realm of the gods, where she met all the other women he couldn't bear to live without."
... |
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{
"from": "human",
"value": "When you kill someone, you get their best trait. Except it's what *they* think is their best trait."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Killing people was easy. I was a sociopath, you see. It's hard to feel guilt when you barely have any emotions at all. When you have ... |
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Every \"walks into a bar\"joke occurs in a single bar. You're the bartender and your shift just started."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "*Same old shift. Same old jokes.*\n\nFrank looked out over the bar, his eyes focusing on nothing in particular, barely registering ... |
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{
"from": "human",
"value": "The ritual calls for 100 sacrifices, but reading carefully you realize it never specified they had to be human. Deciding to be a smartass, you got a petri dish full of bacteria and sacrificed that instead."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "I drew the circle, lit the can... |
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{
"from": "human",
"value": "One of the gods of your world has abdicated, and each of the others has nominated a mortal candidate for the position. You've been sponsored by the weakest of the gods, and while the others are being granted all sorts of powers for the tournament, all you've been given is an odd... |
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{
"from": "human",
"value": "You put your 5-year-old daughter in an elevator by herself, and run to the next floor to make her laugh when the doors open. You get there, the elevator arrives and a 20-year-old woman steps out. \"Hello Dad. We have a lot to talk about\""
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value"... |
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{
"from": "human",
"value": "Three years ago, aliens kidnapped a single human in order to learn an earth language. Today, they made first contact. There's just one issue... The human they learned English from was Samuel L Jackson."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "“English, mother fucker.”\n\n“W-wh... |
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{
"from": "human",
"value": "You are secretly the richest person in the world. But to avoid suspicion of having so much money, you decide to work a normal office job. One day, your boss fires you. But what he didn't realise... Was how incredibly petty you are, and the lengths you will go to get back at him.... |
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "A wife kills her husband. Make me sympathize with both characters."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "He was drunker than usual. Ordinarily, she would feel relief when he collapsed onto the couch by the TV. That meant he was too drunk to yell and fight. Tonight, she f... |
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{
"from": "human",
"value": "Your SO loves fun, risky situations like skydiving, while you always liked to play it safe. After a long, happy life together, you're reunited in the afterworld. Everybody has a number for how many times they SHOULD have died throughout their life. Your SO's is 3,300. Yours is 1... |
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "It worked! You travelled back in time to Renaissance Age. Jokingly, you turn on your Wi-Fi, only to find a password protected network named \"iɔniV ɒᗡ\""
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "\"where is Da Vinci?\"\n\n\"where is Da vinci?\"\n\n\"WHERE IS DA VINCI?\"\n\nIt ha... |
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{
"from": "human",
"value": "You are a time traveler in 1918, and you just accidentally said \"World War One\""
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "\"Peace must prevail.\"\n\nI looked at him sadly. \"This isn't the way. Please believe me.\"\n\nHe was adamant. \"Our people are disheartened, painted as ... |
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "You're Jigsaw and you've caught your latest victim. Unfortunately, you've greatly underestimated David Blaine."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "\"You will need to stab your hand to remove the key to the lock,\"Jigsaw explained with a creepy laugh. \n\nDavid Blaine stoo... |
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{
"from": "human",
"value": "Your girlfriend just dumped you through a text. In a rage, you throw your old teddy bear while shouting “The Fucking Devil!”. Your teddy bear stands up and says ‘alright you got me, you got me,”."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "I stood back. Mouth agape in shock and t... |
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Just like a normal person you all age. Until you hit 18. You stop aging until you meet your soulmate so you can grow old together. You've been killing your soulmates for centuries granting you eternal life."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "*”W…h…y?”* She gurgled out, s... |
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{
"from": "human",
"value": "You are a superhero, no one knows about your alter ego. Not even your spouse. You return home tired and disappointed one day after failing to capture your archnemises. You enter your bedroom to find your spouse struggling to get out of the costume of your archnemises."
},
{
... |
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{
"from": "human",
"value": "During a bank robbery you're surprised when the criminals seem to recognize you and retreat in fear. Only later do you learn that your high school sweet-heart now runs a global crime syndicate and has you placed on a \"No Harm\"list. You decide to pay them a visit after all thes... |
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{
"from": "human",
"value": "In a world where people receive mystical pets upon 16 yrs of age, you are judged based on how powerful they are. Today on your 16th birthday, you finally got yours. But instead of the common faun or fairy you expected, a commoner like you got a dragon."
},
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{
"from": "human",
"value": "Humans blood gets darker the more evil we do. One day you are suspected of murder, they draw your blood to test if you are truely a murderer. You blood is a clear white. You realize that you can get a way with almost everything now, seeing as to how you actually did commit the m... |
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{
"from": "human",
"value": "Aliens invade Earth. Turns out Human weapons technology is way more advanced than it should be."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "There are many constants in the universe.\n\nThe speed of light.\n\nGravity.\n\nThe expansion of the Zzt Empire.\n\nClack Zenruus, Imperial ... |
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{
"from": "human",
"value": "A time traveler goes from 2018 to 1980. Instead of using his knowledge for great gain or influence history, he writes a sitcom that scarily accurately predicts future events."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "I am a time traveller. I mostly did it for kicks, not fame or... |
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{
"from": "human",
"value": "Due to a rare brain condition you've spent your entire life hallucinating the presence of a six foot tall penguin. You're on a date one day when you're asked \"So what's the deal with the penguin?\""
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "\"So what's the deal with the penguin... |
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{
"from": "human",
"value": "You, a newly-turned vampire, are thrilled to discover that you CAN eat garlic, walk in sunlight, and see yourself in mirrors, all while being immortal. You are much less thrilled to discover the one major drawback that none of the legends ever got right."
},
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"from": "g... |
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{
"from": "human",
"value": "\"Jesus take the wheel, Satan get behind me, Buddha... man the .50 cal\""
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "The three looked between each other. There was no more time for words. No more words were necessary. \n\nThey knew their places.\n\nJesus swung into the driver'... |
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{
"from": "human",
"value": "A terrorist group has been infiltrated by so many agencies that it is now run by spies, unbeknownst to the spies themselves. This fact becomes apparent to an actual extremist who joins their ranks."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "FADE IN:\n\nINT. AN ABANDONED WAREHOUS... |
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{
"from": "human",
"value": "You; the game's hero, reach the end of your journey. The evil has been slain, the entire nation celebrates in the streets and now, the beautiful Princess you saved very publicly confesses her love and offers you her hand in marriage, thing is; you married the cute NPC who sold y... |
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{
"from": "human",
"value": "You are immortal, but no one knows. You are given a life sentence in prison, and you laugh thinking about the confusion to come at the end of your sentence."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "It took them twenty years to notice I wasn't aging and report it to some releva... |
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{
"from": "human",
"value": "Demons have to do at least one evil thing every day to survive. This one comes to your bakery everyday to buy bread for the homeless kids and steal exactly one cookie."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "I've seen some weird shit in my day, no doubt about that, but nothin... |
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{
"from": "human",
"value": "In this world, salaries are determined by the desirability of the work: if everybody wants to do the job and it's fun, it pays minimum wage. But if it's hard or awful work that nobody wants to do, the pay is high. You decide to apply for the highest-paying job in the world."
}... |
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{
"from": "human",
"value": "A close friend of yours can read minds. It was their dream to work for the FBI or CIA to catch bad guys. You accompanied them to their first interview, but instead they walk straight back out. They whisper to you to walk calmly out to the car and not to say a word or make eye co... |
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{
"from": "human",
"value": "You have been sentenced to death in a magical court. The court allows all prisoners to pick how they die and they will carry it out immediately. You have it all figured out until the prisoner before you picks old age and is instantly transformed into a dying old man. Your turn a... |
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{
"from": "human",
"value": "While driving you hit and kill a boy. You feel terrible, and at the funeral you tell the family you wish you had died instead of him. 3 weeks later, a new surgery comes out that can bring someone back from the dead at the cost of another's life. You hear a knock at your door. It... |
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{
"from": "human",
"value": "“How many people would have been better off had I not been born?” The genie snaps and a few numbers appear in the air and form 7,592. “Okay, how many people would benefit from my existence?” With the flip of a wrist the numbers spin to a whopping 137 trillion. “Okay.... how?”"
... |
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{
"from": "human",
"value": "You've been convicted of 1st degree murder, and (as is customary in society) are sentenced to \"death by black-hole.\"You expect death as your capsule approaches the event horizon. After crossing, everything goes silent, until you hear someone say \"Sir, I've found another one.\... |
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{
"from": "human",
"value": "Every morning when you first look in a mirror, you see a small piece of advise for that day, such as “take the subway to work” or “don’t try the free pizza”. Today, the mirror simply says, “RUN”"
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "\"Run.\"\n\nAlways to the point, my frien... |
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{
"from": "human",
"value": "On everyone's 18th birthday at noon, one word appears in their skin, depicting their career or purpose in life. On your birthday you're staring at a clock showing 11:59am, family and friends gathered around for your reveal."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "**FOR THOSE ... |
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{
"from": "human",
"value": "At the age of 18 you are permitted to redistribute your twenty skill points around into whatever skills you want permanently. You decided to put everything into LUCK and leave the rest at 0 points."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "\"That's not a good idea, Ben. For one... |
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{
"from": "human",
"value": "\"Adulthood is like looking both ways before you cross the street, then getting hit by an airplane.\""
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "\"I'm sorry to bring you here like this.\"\n\n\"Not at all, my dear boy. Not at all.\"\n\n\"But, you see, I have to know… I have to kn... |
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "A billionaire hands you a unique and intricate coin. \"In an hour,\"he says, \"I will tell the world what I have given you. In a week, I will leave my inheritance to whoever returns it to me. I will not accept it before then.\""
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "\"oh cra... |
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "You are a traveler who reaches a city where powerful magicians exist. The stronger a wizard, the less other wizards can sense him casting spells. You start showing off some card tricks to the locals for some coins and realize that some people in the audience look terrified."
}... |
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "\"Fuck it.\"The General said, as the alien mother-ship came in to land. \"Summon Cthulhu.\""
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "\"Cthulhu. Cthulhu. Cthulhu!\"\n\n\"Whaaaat!\"The Great Old One opened his eyes and propped himself up by his tentacles. The smell of hot coffee... |
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "You are a normal person who spent your entire life infiltrating the evil Empire. You even became the Emperor's right hand. The day before you finally topple the Empire, the hero arrives, kills the Emperor, and saves the day."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Emperor Zor... |
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "The Avengers gather to talk about something odd. They've all seen a single old man that pops up from time to time. He's been around for years without aging, been on many planets, has had at least a dozen different jobs, and never seems to stick around for more than a few minutes... |
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "There exist five universes, each one tentatively connected to the others. Each universe is defined by the ABSENCE of one of the five elements; Earth, Water, Air, Fire & Magic. Our universe is the one without magic."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Part 1 | [Part 2]... |
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "You gain EXP for everything you kill and you know when you gain EXP. Easy kills like bugs get you only a couple of EXP, tougher kills give more EXP. One day at home doing nothing, you unexpectedly gain 1500 XP..."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "It was way past midnigh... |
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": ": The most sought woman in the town has announced that she will marry whoever can open her door with the key around her cats neck. Many have tried to catch, trap and hunt down the cat, who always escapes. You are the first to figure out they've all been doing this all wrong."
... |
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "You are a multi-billionaire with a lovely wife, who is trying to kill you to inherit your fortune. You love her so much that you just don't have the heart to tell her you are immortal."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "I married Sandra in a lovely ceremony on the ground... |
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "You arrive at Grandma's funeral to find thousands of people from around the world also in mourning. You are entirely unaware that Grandma had 16.4m followers on Twitter."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "I, like many of those in the front two rows of Gramma's funeral, a... |
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Reincarnation is a known, common, and expected result of death. You are a bounty hunter that specializes in tracking down people who have committed suicide to escape debts or a jail sentence."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": " \"What is that?\"\n\n \"It's your wife.\"... |
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "The hottest show in the afterlife for the past decade: Steve Irwin wrangling all sorts of supernatural creatures."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "G'day and welcome to the Myth Hunter. Today, I'm going after the stone salamander of Seneca. Oh, looks like we've got one.... |
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "The aliens found our ability to form a pack-bond with almost anything amusing. However, they found the ability of almost anything to form a pack-bond with us terrifying."
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Humanity. Strange little race we are. In the outer backwaters of t... |
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